How's that for sensationalism? Turns out the virus screwing with Microsoft isn't Zotob or Rbot or anything that's been through a compiler.
It's the measles.
An MS employee contracted the sickness while travelling overseas, and Washington State health officials are worried that it may spread across MS's Redmond campus. Hopefully Mr. Gate's sends his sick employee home with some chicken soup and a copy of Wired. Wouldn't it be ironic if Microsoft was actually crippled by a biological virus? I'd get a laugh out of it, but that's just because I'm mean.
Read the story at VNUnet.com.